I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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