That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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