Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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