I have demons in me.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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