I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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