I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
if only i could text you this smell
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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