you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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