Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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