nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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