BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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