Can Purell be used as lube?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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