Small penises have feelings too.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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