i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
is that a dick in a sweater?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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