so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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