I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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