Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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