I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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