Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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