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If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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