we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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