I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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