Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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