i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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