Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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