Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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