What did we do last night that was yellow?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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