no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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