either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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