they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
handjob tips. give me some.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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