used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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