its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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