Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I want to fling myself into the sun
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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