He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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