i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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