That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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