Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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