IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
In other news, I just burned my penis
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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