in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm jealous of your bromance
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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