By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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