i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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