I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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