Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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