Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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