we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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