Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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