It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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