What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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