She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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