I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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