The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize